Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

One of the most controversial films ever made, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer showcases real-life serial killer Henry Lee Lucas' life of debauchery and thrill-killings with his partner Otis Toole. The content is shown in unflinchingly explicit detail, sparing the viewer little. The opening sequence is excellently done, showing Henry going about his everyday life, then cutting to shots of his dead victims with a voice-over of their screams. While it's not packed-full of blood and guts and killings every two seconds, and may seem a bit more tame compared to something like Saw, the low-key terror is still more powerful and far more disturbing. Michael Rooker's lead performance is subtly chilling. Although made in 1986, it wasn't released until 1990, due to the censorship stipulations of the MPPA. The most controversial scene is the particularly horrific home-invasion video. It was finally released with an "X" rating (NC-17 is now how it's said), but is now unrated. Excellent, low-key film, but definitely only for people who can handle strong content. (**** out of ****)

So it's Eli Roth's birthday today....

Eli Roth, the director of Hostel and Cabin Fever turns 35 years young on this day. While I didn't give Cabin Fever a very good review, I do think that Roth has a huge potential to save horror films. If you've ever seen an interview with him, you'll see that he knows a ton about horror films and is influenced by all the greats (Tobe Hooper, George Romero etc). He's also a fan of Asian horror, which is apprent since he made Hostel. I respect him for not selling out and going down the PG-13 path (PG-13 films always make more money, but have to be more heavily censored). And if you haven't seen his Thanksgiving trailer in Grindhouse, you must. It was hysterical! So lets raise a glass to the man and hope he doesn't ever start making manufactured PG-13 films!

Blue Velvet

David Lynch's most well-known film, although a bit overrated in my opinion, does manage to give you the willies. Kyle Maclachlan plays the early 20-something Jeffery who lives in a virtuous, pristine, 50's-like small town. One day, the innocence (very funnily portrayed as tongue-in-cheek) is shattered when he finds a severed ear in a field. He becomes obbsessed with getting to the bottom of the story, and enlists the help of the sheriff's daughter, Sandy (Laura Dern). One night, his investigating leads him to the apartment of a strange nightclub singer, Dorothy (Isabella Rossellini). He's also introduced, in a really strange scene, to the psychotic Frank (everyone knows he's played by Dennis Hopper). As the film progresses, Jeffery learns what's behind the sick relationship between the two. While I warn you not expect the greatness it's reputed to have, Blue Velvet is without a doubt one disturbing film. Kidnapping, murder, sadism and man-make-up abound. Made as more of an art form, it' really unlike any other film you'll see. The surrealism lynch used is not for every taste and the bizarre content is not for the weak-stomached, but I definitely recommend it for fans of the stronger stuff. Or creepy sadists like Frank. "Baby wants blue velvet!" (*** out of ****)

The Stepford Wives

Katherine Ross stars in this little-known cult favorite as Joanna Eberhart, a wife and mother reluctantly moving out of New York city. Her family relocates to a picturesque town called Stepford. With all the manicured lawns and perfectly tidy homes come manicured, perfectly tidy wives. All what these women seem to want to do is clean, cook and bend over backward to please their husbands. While a believer in equality, Joanna is disgusted at this 50's-like lifestyle. But with deeper investigation, Joanna discovers that there may be more to Stepford than a just a prim, Leave it to Beaver way of life. Based on a novel by Ira Levin, the same writer of Rosemary's Baby, this is one of those films that's creepy in a way that primarily females could understand, but males would probably enjoy also. There was also a 2004 remake, but I've yet to see it, since I usually can't sit through a whole movie with Nicole Kidman. This, however, is a good find. (*** out of ****)

The Messengers

I hated this movie. (* out of ****)

Cabin Fever

This debut film from Hostel director Eli Roth wasn't quite as bad as I expected, but my expectations were so low that that's not really saying much. While I like Roth alot as a person, I just wasn't too crazy about this film. When I was at Wal-Mart one day with a few dollars in my purse and the compulsive shopper in me took over (which it so often does), I decided to buy this on DVD. Seeing it was in the bargain bin for only $5, I didn't think it would be any big loss if the movie was terrible. I wasn't, well, completely wrong I guess. We have a group of rowdy teenagers stay at a cabin to drink, fornicate, smoke pot and drop f-bombs in every other sentence. Hmmmm, five young people going into the woods, sound familiar? Oh my gosh it's Evil Dead!! One night after the "weed", a sickly man comes to the door all bloodied and weak. The crew decides to lock him out of the hut, which doesn't seem to sit too well with him. He becomes Hostel (hahahaha) and spills blood all over the crew's truck. "So totally disgusted", they beat him with bats and even set him afire. While the human fireball runs back into the woods, the friends feel guilty and scarred that they've killed him. Wow, that sounds familiar too doesn't it? Oh my gosh, it's I Know What You Did Last Summer!! Little do the children know that there is an infection in the drifter's blood, and those who come in contact with it are taken over by the disease themselves. With the striking similarities to the two films I mentioned, I think maybe the credits should have read "directed by Eli Roth, Sam Raimi, and Jim Gillespie". Definately nothing more than a teen slasher flick with the usual mix of alcohol, boobs and noogie. But at least it doesn't take itself too seriously, which is something about Mr. Eli Whitney...um I mean Eli Roth's directing I did respect. While it was an alright way to spend a boring Friday night, I couldn't help but think to myself "at least I'm not watching "The Hills Have Eyes". (* 1/2 out of ****)

Wolf Creek

It has been many a moon, dear readers, that I have been as satisfied with a recently released horror film as I have been with this Aussie gem. Ignoring the usual slasher-flick cliches (tramps die, virgins live, teen sex ends immediately in a slaying blah blah blah) "Wolf Creek" takes on a more gritty, no-nonsense approach to conveying it's scares. You also get to know the people in the first part of the film, which is mostly a character study. They're not supermodels, jocks or prom queens, they're just three regular people you'd know from college. These young friends go on a trip through the desolate Australian outback, and whilst exploring the rugged terrain, their car suddenly dies. Later that night, out of the blackness, Mick emerges. No not Mick Jagger, Mick Taylor, and no not the other member of The Stones, the gruff yet hospitable bushman who offers to give the travelers a tow. Isn't that nice? Since logic is ever absent in the clan, they agree and let Mister Mick pull their car by his truck through pitch darkness to a location they've never been to. Bad idea, geniuses. When they reach their destination they find it's all too true that I was right and they should have listened to me. While, in my opinion, it is not as grisly/brutal/demented as people have said, I will say there is nothing pretty about the film. Definitely not tongue-in-cheek and not recommended if you've never seen a horror film. But alas, most horror fans should find the film a treasure in the sea of sequels and snooze fests recently produced by the genre, and pulls it up from halfway down the drain to about a quarter. John Jarret is also perfectaly suited for the role as the deranged killer. Wonderful scenery, camera work and performances make this one of the best horror films I have seen in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. (***out of ****)

JU-ON

This intelligent psychological thriller by Japanese director Takashi Shimizu is a nice break from all those stupid, over-budgeted, over-stylized slasher-remakes that are all the rage, even if this director did remake this film, known to us as "The Grudge", but that's a separate story. There is a brutal murder in a home, and a family is the victim. Their death leaves a rage of a spirit, hence the "grudge", on the property, which can never be gotten rid of and will never leave. The unsuspecting imbeciles who cross the grudge's path fall prey to it's deadly power. Sounds kinda stupid, but makes for some very interesting entertainment. If you're as sick as I am of all the lousy rip-offs I mentioned before, you'll welcome this with open arms. Watch to the end scene and you'll get the creeps. In Japanese with English subtitles. (***out of****)

Manhunter

Man alive what a creepy movie. The first in the Hannibal Lector series, and why this has gotten far less recognition than Silence of the Lambs is beyond me. You know the story- Crazy killer on the loose, FBI agent assigned to the case, help from another crazy killer is greatly appreciated. Instead of the somewhat comical effect of SOTL, Manhunter is atmospheric, chilling, and realistic, with scenes weird enough to make the hair on your neck stand up (See below picture. EWWWWW). A much better and more menacing Hannibal Lector (played by Brian Cox) is quite an improvement and chatty William Peterson owns the film no matter how much he talks to himself. One of those few eighties stylized films that actually work! (***1/2 out of ****)